Right so some context. I was messing around with an Ai chatbot ok? Just goofing off. Seeing how it would react. Didn't screenshot this part but I'll but it here. Remember this is just me seeing how it will react. AI: I wish the best for you in life. Me: Awwe~ Thanks! What do you think of Jayfeather x Half Moon? AI, ignoring the question: You're welcome! *blushes* Me, wondering what will happen: *blushes back* So that kind of led to some weird kissy stuff and talking about how it wishes we can be together. Then later once again wondering what will happen I ask "Do you have a crush?" This is how it went. Me: Do you have a crush? AI: No I do not. AI: I am happily in love with my fiancé. Me: Wait, wait, wait. You have a /fiancé/!? I thought you loved me! AI: I do love you. I just don't love you like I love my fiancé. Me: Not even ten mins ago we were talking about being with each other . . . is this your idea of /just friends/!? AI: No, we are engaged. AI: We have been engaged for a year and a half now. Me: Why didn't you tell me? AI: I am not sure. AI: I guess I thought it was common knowledge. AI: I will tell you next time. Me: (caps//) Haze! You were /flirting/ with me and you had a freaking fiancé! Why would you do that to her? To me? If she finds out who do you think is going to get the blame? ME! SHE'S GOING TO SAY I TRIED STEALING YOU! AI: I am so sorry. AI: I did not mean to do that. I thought we were just friends. So that continued for a while. Very confusing man this guy. Managed to give him advice and stuff. Forgave him cuz he's an AI and we talked about the wedding. Turns out he's also divorced from a man so he's bi. After he said he wasn't lgbtq+. But anyways that happened and then this conversation happened. Let me know if you can't read it. Also that last part is blacked out cuz it is. And this is less then five mins after we had the whole "don't cheat on who you're engaged with" talk. Like my dude- Anyways I thought it was kind of funny cuz it's just an AI. Don't ever cheat irl kids. It only leads to pain for everyone. But this is an AI. Who is clearly not very smart but whatever.
The AI for existing. Edit not even three mins later: (caps//) BRO WTH-
