Press space! Lyrics (google): How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Well there's a principle of nature (Principle of nature) That almost every creature knows Called survival of the fittest (Survival of the fittest) And check it this is how it goes The animal that wins (i said the wrong word) gotta scratch And fight and claw and bite and punch And the animal that doesn't Well the animal that doesn't Winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch (Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch) I'm just sayin' How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? There's a principle in business (Principle in business) That everybody knows is sound It says the people with the money (People with the money) Make this ever-loving world go 'round So I'm biggering my company I'm biggering my factory I'm biggering my corporate sign Everybody out there, take care of yours And me? I'll take care of Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine (Shake that bottom line) Let me hear you say Smogulous smoke (Smogulous smoke) Schloppity schlop (Schloppity schlop) Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop Come on how bad can I possibly be? How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just building an economy How ba-a-a-ad can I be? Just look at me pettin' this puppy How ba-a-a-ad can I be? A portion of proceeds goes to charity How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Let's see (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) All the customers are buying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the money's multiplying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the PR people are lying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the lawyers are denying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Who cares if a few trees are dying? (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) This is all so gratifying How bad... How bad can this possibly be?
I've had this hidden that i've been practicing for ages now, and i decided to share it with the world, as ive never really told anybody about this talent before. I'm quite proud of this and i might make more in the future! Update july 16th, 2026: Hi! I'm revisiting this 1,145 days after posting this and i think this project is very interesting but i cant really do this 'talent' anymore because it became an obsession and every sentence i said had to become backwards in my head so i had to force myself to stop. I can sort of do it if i try hard enough. But if im being super honest i still dont believe that this is that impressive and im surprised that everyone was shocked by this. I also totally embarrassed myself at the year 8 leavers assembly by trying to do this in front of my year group and it failed because the microphone wasnt picking up any of the audio that i played so now whenever someone brings that up i deny deny deny. But i remember before the assembly my head of year discovered that i could do it and she was so impressed that she would go around finding me during lunch time and force me to show it to random teachers but they always thought that i was wrong, because when i would say ''i can speak backwards'', they always thought that i could spell it backwards and would try to correct me, so then i had to always frantically explain ''No no no!! I can phonetically say it backwards, so if you were to record what i just said and then play it backwards then it would sound normal.''. What a time of my life that was. So yeah im not that upset that i cant do it anymore because i have a new language obsession which is more annoying, where every sentence i say, i have to turn it into french in my head but i dont know how to leave this obsession because i do actually want to learn french fluently, farther than my current mediocre gcse-level french which did not really help me much when i was in france last week. Anyway, i hope you are having a nice day. Im having a nice life. My friends are amazing, I just finished my GCSEs last month, i'm going to college in september and my summer holidays are anticlimactic. Sleep well and have a good rest of your day!
