The cheese tax, the cheese tax You gotta pay the cheese tax everytime you're cooking When the cheese comes out, this puppy comes lookin' The rules are the rules And the facts are the facts And when the cheese draw opens, you gotta pay the tax The cheese tax, the cheese tax Hand it over quick or things might get ugly I could get really loud i'm a really barky puppy WAF! I'm not just asking cuz i'm looking for snacks, This is real important business and you gotta pay the tax The cheese tax, the cheese tax, the cheeeeeese tax! Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind There's no escaping so don't try to dodge (Pay the dairy tarriff!) The collection of fromage! The cheese tax, the cheese tax, the cheeeeeese tax! (Oh yeah!) He... Ha... He... Ha... He... Ha... The cheeeeeese tax! (Oh yeah!)
