Slowly adding to these- -"The only real battle in life is between hanging on and letting go." -"How can I tell you what's wrong when I don't even know?" -"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye." -Cathy Guisewite -“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes” -Jack Handy -“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” -Betty White -“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” - "Art should be made to disturb the comforted and comfort the disturbed."