My favorite parent-child duo in all of tfcrp <33 I was just in the mood to do incorrect quotes and I figured I'd do these two! Shoalman belongs to @-Shoalcry- Shoalcry: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Serenadelark: You and me!!! Shoalcry, tearing up: Okay. Serenadelark: Am I in trouble? Shoalcry: Take a guess. Serenadelark: No? Shoalcry: Take another guess. Serenadelark: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Shoalcry: Serenadelark, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumba-. Serenadelark: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Shoalcry: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Serenadelark: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Shoalcry: Serenadelark, they...they weren’t always orphans. Serenadelark: Serenadelark: I prevented a murder today. Shoalcry: Really? How’d you do that? Serenadelark: self control. Shoalcry: How petty can you get? Serenadelark: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. Serenadelark, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Shoalcry, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK. Serenadelark: *Accidentally hits Shoalcry in the face* Serenadelark: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m f- sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Serenadelark: ARE YOU F- SORRY?! Shoalcry: What’s wrong with you?! Serenadelark: Okay, truth or dare? Shoalcry: Truth Serenadelark: How many hours have you slept this week? Shoalcry: Shoalcry: ...Dare Serenadelark: Go to bed. Shoalcry: I don’t like this game. Serenadelark: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Shoalcry: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Serenadelark, desperately, as Shoalcry bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Shoalcry: Oh! B positive. Serenadelark: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Shoalcry: Serenadelark: It’s dark in here Shoalcry: Don’t worry dude I got this Shoalcry: *Stomps their feet* Shoalcry: *Skechers light up* Serenadelark: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Shoalcry: Only if you also don't ask why Shoalcry: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Serenadelark: Shoalcry: Serenadelark: This one is fine Serenadelark: Hey, you want some leftovers? Shoalcry: What's that? Serenadelark: You've never had leftovers??? Shoalcry: No, because I'm not a quitter. Serenadelark: Shoalcry was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Shoalcry: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Serenadelark: Shoalcry, you ate a chair. Serenadelark: Shoalcry and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- Shoalcry: Sentences. Serenadelark: Don't interrupt me. Serenadelark: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Shoalcry: What did you do? Serenadelark: Nobody died. Shoalcry: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
