"Why are big people so confusing???" -Lucifer, to Lunar about adults. "We suggest IMMEDIATE therapeutic intervention." -Bellatrix to Moon. "So proud of my baby... I remember, when he was younger he'd jumpscare me and ask for a corset at 3AM in the morning." -Marienne, to Lunar about Phoenix's childhood. "YOUR DAD! ...What? WE DON'T HAVE A MOM, WE CAN'T SAY 'YOUR MOM!'" -Bellatrix, joking around with Lucifer. "I'm ALWAYS here, DARLING." -Phoenix to Lunar. "I eat kitchen utensils. Like your mo-" -Horizon to a six year-old. "IF YOU COME BACK WITH A NIECE OR NEPHEW I SWEAR-" -Feather, to Phoenix about his excursions with Lunar. "Don't talk to strangers, unless they have candy. Papa told me that once..." -A youngster. "I don't like flesh, just metal and Wendy's." -Lucifer to Lunar.
Most of these are from rps or daydreams lol- more coming soon!
