453.789 INCEPTION LOG [VEILED NORTHSTAR] ADMIN_058: State your name. VN: I am Veiled Northstar. Iterator number 089. ADMIN_058: That is correct. Next; what is the purpose of your existence? VN: My purpose as an artificial intelligence known as an iterator is to solve the Great Problem of global ascension. ADMIN_058: Good. Do you have any questions? VN: Administrator, one question- ADMIN_058: Incorrect. You are supposed to solve them yourself. It is why you were built. VN: Yes, Administrator. ADMIN_058: You will now be left to yourself; however, in case of emergency, contact an Administrator like me immediately. VN: Understood, Administrator.
[Thanks to @Unending_Eclipse for the inspiration for this format of writing.]
