my [and my sis's] goofy sp headcanons :P

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here we go lol [remember that this is our opinions and that they aren't canon] 1. cartman is a nice guy and promised to change for the better. [both] 2. butters was born prematurely and waddles when he walks. [mine] 3. wendy is genderfluid. [mine] 4. shelley isn't a big jerk towards stan all of the time. [mine] 5. kevin mccormick and shelley were childhood best friends. [both] 6. the mccormick and marsh family are godfamily. [both] 7. randy is slightly smarter than he already is. [both] 8. carol and stuart are abusive towards kevin. [both] 9. timmy speaks in 3rd person perspective. [mine] [example, "timmy likes to go get ice cream with jimmy.] 10. tricia and karen are a couple. [partially me, mostly sis] 11. kenny and butters are a couple. [both] 12. wendy and cartman get along. [both] 13. bebe is lesbian. [mine] 14. kevin mccormick is physically and mentally disabled. [mine]