Warning: Do NOT press B. Or E. Controls: A and D or Left and right arrows to move. Space to jump. C or Down arrow to crouch. Q to cry. P to laugh. Press F for a father figure.
The oval thingies were intended to be a place holder, but since I liked how funny it was playing around with them, this became a joke game. Cast of characters: -Blue oval -Red Rectangle -Orange oval Fester out all of your doubt Pepperman is in the house! The hottest one Pizzaface has hired SCORCHING PEPPINO IN ARTISAN FIRE!!! I'm the top first choice For the others, I'm their better The famed, esteemed The world's best pepper! I'm a masterpiece, just take a look at my art! I've perfected my craft, when I play this part Not that precisеly, won't ask you nicely Red Bell Pеppers are never spicy! Keep that physique, but you're still a freak I'll take you on, even at your peak! Fester out all of your doubt Pepperman is in the house! The hottest one Pizzaface has hired SCORCHING PEPPINO IN ARTISAN FIRE!!! Y'know, it's not easy being the perfect pepper... I am beauty, I am grace I'm number one, for Pizzaface! Look at me and see I'm quaint I'm the only pepper SAINT! if you get the reference, you're very cool and stuff
