Ferris’ Story Ferris is a cat who thinks they are a Ferris Wheel. Others say that they aren’t, but Ferris ignores the people who say that. Ferris draws tiny tickets for the tiny kitties who want to ride Ferris. Ferris lives in an alley. They were once a pet but then, Ferris’ owner abandoned Ferris. That is why they live in an alley. Ferris built a lil’ fort in the alley. Ferris eats popcorn for every meal of the day. “I was never wanted. And I never will (be),” Ferris said one day. Those were Ferris’ first words. Ferris wanted a family. Then a FireWolf named FireWoofy came to Ferris. “I wasn’t happy in my school,” FireWoofy said. Ferris replied “Y-y-you weren’t happy in your school???” “No. And I never will be,” FireWoofy said. “That sounds kinda like my first sentence,” Ferris replied. “Wait,” FireWoofy said. “What,” Ferris replied. “We both aren’t happy,” FireWoofy said. “And what do we do about it,” Ferris replied. “Let’s be friends,” FireWoofy said. “Ok,” Ferris replied. FireWoofy and Ferris were now friends. Ferris’ friend, FireWoofy tripped on a rock. Ferris asked, “Are you ok?” FireWoofy fell on the floor and fainted. Ferris carried FireWoofy on their back. Ferris found a vet. “Can you help my friend please?” Ferris said. FireWoofy’s leg was hurt really badly. Ferris cried. Ferris asked, “Will my friend be okay?” The vet was done. FireWoofy was awake. “Thank you, vet,” Ferris said. It was raining and there was lightning and thunder going on in the sky. Ferris carried FireWoofy to the alley where Ferris lived. “I see that you have an arrow on your back,” Ferris said. Ferris tried to pull it out, but it was still stuck. “It is like, IMPOSSIBLE to remove,” FireWoofy said. “That means I can use my power if the arrow shows on my back.” “Then use it!” Ferris replied. “I’ll use it on that car,” FireWoofy said. FireWoofy used her power. “The famous HYENA?!?!” The buddies both said. HYENA fell on the floor. “Uh-oh…” FireWoofy said. “We killed her, the famous HYENA…” The Buddies both said. “I’m Ok!!” HYENA said. The arrow disappeared from FireWoofy’s back. “It’s 12:00 a.m. and we should sleep.” Ferris said. “We can go to a secret spot,” FireWoofy said. The Buddies went to a pond. “Dip your paw in,” FireWoofy said. “Wow,” Ferris said. “What is this wet stuff?” Ferris asked. “It’s called water.” FireWoofy replied. “You can swim in it,” FireWoofy also said. FireWoofy swam in the pond. “Won’t your fire go out and you die?” Ferris asked. “No, the fire just turns off, but I am fine, because I am immortal.” FireWoofy replied. FireWoofy put on floaties. “I got floaties for you!” FireWoofy said. Ferris put them on. “Whoa! This is awesome!” Ferris said. Ferris swam, and so did FireWoofy. “Hey, have a croissant for breakfast!” FireWoofy said. “A what?” Ferris asked. “A croissant! It’s food.” FireWoofy said. Ferris ate it in one bite. Ferris liked it. “Wow! This is so good!” Ferris said. “Can we get ten croissants???” Ferris asked. “No, they’re $1000000000 when you get ten. Too expensive,” FireWoofy answered. Ferris was starving. “Please????” Ferris asked. “Oh, fine,” FireWoofy said. “We STEAL 100 croissants at 3:00 a.m.,” FireWoofy also said. “Here’s the plan. We steal the croissant shop’s keys. Then we do the stack thing so you can reach the lock. Turn the key in this pattern. Left, Left, Right, Right. Then, we use the Microwave to heat our croissants and eat them!” FireWoofy whispered. The Buddies did EXACTLY what their plan was. They had an AMAZING breakfast thanks to one of the buddies. Her name was FireWoofy. Ferris ate most of the croissants. “I’m tired.” Ferris said. “I’ll tuck you in.” FireWoofy replied. “Good night friend.” FireWoofy said. “Good night FireWoofy.” Ferris replied. FireWoofy stole 50 croissants for Ferris to eat soon. But FireWoofy got lost and went into an alley with a TRASH CAN, INSTEAD of an alley with a tiny wood house with Ferris and pillows and blankets. “Help me… Help me now,” FireWoofy said. Ferris yelled, “HELP!!!!!!!” FireWoofy followed the sound of Ferris screaming, which led her to Ferris. A strange FireWolf bit Ferris’ ear. “Dad?” FireWoofy said. “Why are you attacking my friend?” “Because,” FireWolfy (FireWoofy’s Dad) said. “He attacked me first.” “Ferris pronouns are They, and Them.” FireWoofy said. “Hey, I exist too! I have feelings! What if I bit your ear?” Ferris said angrily. “Just, go away.” “Ok,” FireWolfy said, running to a house. Ferris also had a hurt paw. They walked back in the lil’ fort, and fell on the pillows. “Are you ok?” FireWoofy asked. Ferris sat, crying. “Yes,” Ferris replied. “Hey, wanna watch the new Bluey episodes?” FireWoofy asked. “Whats Bluey?” Ferris asked. “Its a show about a dog.” FireWoofy said.
