It's a 2 player game. one player uses the Hare, and presses m and n, the Tortoise uses z and x. to continue moving your animal alter between the two keys, e.g. z/x/z/x/z/x. try to reach the balloon before the other person. You start when Scratch Cat says "go." THIS IS A JOKE. When you play make sure someone uses the tortoise. That's the joke, it's a little lame but it's there.