Click THE BUTTON! Every time you press THE BUTTON you get 1 point. Every time you press THE BUTTON your odds to lose all your points increases by 1%. Good luck!
Lovingly appropriated from Elendow; I found this on Steam and wanted to see if I could recreate it. You should play their version, it's much better: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1999740/THE_BUTTON_by_Elendow/ We used ChatGPT for the mean comments.