reuploaded 1.23.2026 originally posted 6.26.2023 ____________________________________ very surprised that the 200lb lightskin pitbull cupcake across the street hasnt torn me limb from limb but then again i dont go outside.// INTRODUCING OUR NEW PRODUCT: THE WRENNA 5000 It feeds off salted tortillas and daily doses of hit show prancing mothers!! :crowdwow.sfx: (and depression for some extra seasoning) :laughing track: but you thought mental health was the real deal? the wrenna 5000 also represents a typical deteriorating american teenager. as shown by their dry flaky pale as korean foundation skin (?is this too dark for me? :white screen insert:") and head of damaged hair, and if you brush throught it, ou might just encounter a gaggle of pigeons! family fun. did you also hope for a friend to help you around the house? well this product is absolutely useless and will ultimately become one with the bed. ocassionally the wrenna 5000 will stand up and do some activities, such as dark humor family hour, angsty art, or setting off the boiler! anyways buy our wrenna 5000 for the price of $1000 monopoly dollars! -we are not reponsible for the property damage the wrenna 5000 might cause. the wrenna 5000 is not reliable for theraputic purposes. the wrenna 5000 will usually not keep their promises unless they care. batteries not included-
