he has his children in the back seat they’re very scared because he can’t read signs it’s short but I’m proud of it expect many more like this because I’m bored and tired and love the little man more than life itself Criss - cross driving headcanons just cause : He had a license but it’s not ,, like,, working ?? Anymore ( he drove INTO a Wendy’s ) He doesn’t believe in speed limits Or seatbelts He just has his kids sit in the backseat and hold on for dear life He gives them some iPad to play candy crush and watch unboxing videos on His license plate isn’t his ( he took it from another car because he thought it was funny ) Whenever he gets pulled over he just rams forward until he can get past he doesn’t believe in stop signs or traffic lights if youre a pedestrian he will try to hit you it’s like bowling for him He’ll randomly shove his kids into the car in the middle of the night to go get food or raid a 7-11,, then take them on joyrides he has no insurance but doesn’t stay long enough for people to actually confront him for his crashes Crissy is a speed demon, be scared his minimum speed in the car is 70 mph He found the car in a junkyard and just drove off in it. It’s unregistered and probably illegal but he doesn’t care he doesn’t actually see any harm in his reckless driving he just thinks it’s fun if there’s ever not enough room for everybody to be in the car or he just doesn’t want someone in the car he’ll duck tape them to the roof
