everyone else is doing and I’m FALLING FOR PEER PRESSURE!!! ] bluebell: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting! bluebell: I can't believe you've done this..... esperenza: I'm sorry I didn't know-! bluebell, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE JERK! hip-hop: Hey esperenza, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. esperenza, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? hip-hop: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, esperenza! esperenza: And here we see bluebell and hip-hop in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh. bluebell: Gaelic bread. hip-hop: Grueling brad. bluebell: Ha ha, glamorous beans. esperenza: I need life advice. criss-cross, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person. hip-hop: Here you go, criss-cross, a nice hot cup of coffee! criss-cross: It's cold. hip-hop: A nice cup of coffee. criss-cross: It's horrible! hip-hop: Cup of coffee. criss-cross: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. hip-hop: C U P. hip-hop: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon. criss-cross: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first. bluebell: Rock. criss-cross: Paper. hip-hop: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! bluebell: hip-hop- bluebell: It- it was just an ant- hip-hop: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves. bluebell: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when hip-hop ate an entire tube of lipstick. hip-hop, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?! esperenza: You're violent. hip-hop: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable. esperenza: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! esperenza: *sprays hairspray in their mouth* esperenza: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good. hip-hop: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? criss-cross: No, I said "hip-hop, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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