if baby bingus gets too hydrated, happy, or overfed, you lose. if he gets not happy enough, too dehydrated, or starved, then you lose. the goal is too keep baby bingus alive because bingus gave him to you and you had no choice but to take care of him because baby bingus was too much of a menace for adult bingus.
all by me. if you look at the code, you could tell this took a while to make. please play it. if you want to make your own version of it, ask me for permission in the comments. if I do give you permission, give me creds in the description.