UPDATE: you can now switch between rooms with a and d a new hotel for ostriches has opened up in australia even though ostriches don't exist there, and it's up to you to help chef mittens (trunstworthiness rating: 0 do not trunst) with managing the new facility (yes, chef mittens is now a basement manager ). treat prisoners, earn lots of monies, and upgrade your nuclear experiment zone i mean hotel to the highest quality! ★★★★★ --- *Currently not mobile friendly :( General Instructions 1) use the arrow keys to do stuff. 2) if you see a kangaroo do not give it room keys instead grab a nuclear bomb and annihilate it (kangaroos are so spooky they make me pee my pants i was once jumpscared by a kangaroo in undertale) 3) guests will request items during their stay. ignore them. you will meet a fate worse than death if you don't ignore them. 4) to get rid of an item, get rid of the item. 5) if a room has a sign that says "needs cleaning" then its totally 100% clean you don't need to do anything. 6) i was too lazy to play long enough to unlock the cafe go figure it out yourself 7) if you want to save your progress, never ever leave the page keep it running all night 24/7, no shut up about the electricity bill --- most importantly, i forgor
credits to fluffkeys for making the original project credits to me for ruining it credits to toby fox, rovio, and nintendo for some music credits to baldis basics for the aughh sound effect used too much here credits to the caretaker for bad ending music credits to @melonist_ ahead of time for probably going to find about 20,000,000 things i forgot to change that i probably should have
