Make sure to have your audio on! Eyvumn will explain the rest. Controls are wasd and space. There isn't much point to this other than just pure absurdity! Btw 202 is my highscore.
I designed this similarly to the lightning-fast gameplay of the wario ware games... only much more simplistic. Thanks to @Heisenhowerd for getting me started! Music is "town" from Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, by Takashi Tezuka.