Fake friends - Have never seen you cry Real friends - Cry with you Fake friends - Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back Real friends - Keep your stuff for so long they forget it's yours Fake friends - Know few things about you Real friends - Could write a book about you Fake friends - Would knock on your door first Real friends - Walk right in and say I'M HOME Fake friends - Will help you when you fall over Real friends - Will jump on top of you and shout Doggy pile Fake friends - Are for a while Real friends - Are for life Fake friends - Say " love ya" jokingly Real friends - Say " I love you " and mean it Fake friends - Will sit with you after a breakup and say " I'm sorry " Real friends - Will call them and ask what their problem is before devising a plan to destroy them
