Woo, yet another project for my Drowsykit application!!! Except this one is incorrect quotes!! Enjoy! Drowsy: No problemo! Drowsy, internally: But it was all problemo. Drowsy: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance! Drowsy: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met. Drowsy: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled. Drowsy: Just took a personality test and got an A+. Drowsy: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you? Drowsy: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.? Drowsy: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it. Drowsy: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm. Drowsy: Hello, I'm Drowsy. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen. Drowsy: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio! Drowsy: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Drowsy is such a nice person, Drowsy is so happy-go-lucky! Drowsy can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Drowsy CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Drowsy IS in a bad mood. Drowsy: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you. Drowsy: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Drowsy: Fruits that do live up to their names? Drowsy: Orange. Drowsy: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations. Drowsy: I’m a fool, not an idiot. Drowsy: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend. Drowsy, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read. Drowsy: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously. Drowsy: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os. Drowsy: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why. Drowsy, making coffee: This is going to fix everything. Drowsy: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Squad: Awwww- Drowsy: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Squad: Oh. Drowsy, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like. Drowsy: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time? Drowsy, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town- Drowsy: Raisins. It's nature's candy. Drowsy: A person can really hear themselves think out here. Drowsy’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!? Drowsy: Well, that was a mistake. Drowsy: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid! Drowsy: I’m actually very good at mathematics. Drowsy: Thirdly, I think you might be right. Drowsy: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person. The Squad: Drowsy: No you’re not, Drowsy! We still love you, Drowsy! C R E D I T S lazy bitmap art - me Quotes yoinked from perchance
