Star Wars: A New Hope: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away there lived a whiny farmboy named Luke Skywalker. He was chilling on his uncle's moisture farm on Tatooine one day when these two quirky robots, C-3PO and R2-D2, showed up. R2 was carrying some top secret rebel plans that the Evil Galactic Empire wanted to get their hands on. After Luke's aunt and uncle got barbecued by some Imperial Stormtroopers, Luke decided to go on an adventure with Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi, a strange old desert hermit. Obi-Wan gave Luke a glowing flashlight (he called it a "lightsaber") that used to belong to Luke's dad. The group hired a scruffy-looking nerf herder named Han Solo and his furry co-pilot Chewbacca to give them a ride on their junky spaceship, the Millennium Falcon. After blasting their way out of Mos Eisley spaceport, they jetted off to Alderaan. But when they got there - oops! - the whole planet had been exploded by a moon-sized Imperial space station called the Death Star. They got tractor-beamed aboard, but managed to sneak around undetected and rescue a princess named Leia. She was being held captive by Darth Vader, a creepy dude in a black mask who wielded a red lightsaber. After watching Obi-Wan get struck down by Vader, they fled and helped blow up the Death Star during an epic space battle. Luke took down the battle station by firing proton torpedoes into a tiny exhaust port. So in summary, a farmboy, an old wizard, a princess, some robots, furry aliens, and space pilots teamed up to start a rebellion and defeat an evil empire's planet-killing superweapon. Pew pew! The end. I made it way more silly: Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a whiny moisture farmer named Luke Skywalker who liked to practice kissing on his aunt's old womp rats. One day, two robotic weirdo-bots - C-3PO, a prissy worrywart droid made of solid gold, and R2-D2, a beeping trash can on wheels - crashed their spaceship near Luke's house. R2 was carrying top secret space plans that would help bring down the big baddie space empire known as the Galactic Empire. After Imperial baddies roasted Luke's aunt and uncle into crispy Jawas, Luke decided to go on a wacky space adventure with Ben Kenobi, a shady desert hobo who gifted Luke his dad's glowy laser sword called a lightsaber. Luke and the droids met up with Han Solo, a sassy space pirate who looked like he hadn't showered in a month, and his furry sidekick Chewbacca, who communicates only through grunts and roars. They escaped from a spaceport cantina full of creepy creatures in Han's piece of junk spaceship, the Millennium Falcon. But when they arrived where the planet Alderaan was supposed to be, it had been blown to smithereens by the Empire's giant deadly moon ball known as the Death Star! After getting sucked aboard the Death Star, Luke and friends met a sassy princess named Leia who had giant bun hairdos over her ears. She was being held hostage by Darth Vader, a big scary dude with asthma who wore a black costume and cape. During a lightsaber duel, Obi-Wan let himself get struck down by Vader so the others could escape. Luke was sad he had to leave the old man behind. In the end, Luke blew up the Death Star by firing missiles into a tiny hole that led straight to its reactor core. The Death Star exploded in a glittery space firework, defeating the Empire once and for all! Yay for the rebels! The end. So silly! Even more silly in the notes and credits
I progressively made it sillier :0 The silliest: Apparently there was a bad word so it’s in the project
