✰ ⁱⁿᶜᵒʳʳᵉᶜᵗ qᵘᵒᵗᵉˢ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ ੈ✩‧₊˚

Instructions

✎♡┆ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢꜱ ˎˊ˗ Today I’m doing a little ❝incorrect quotes with my friends❞ thing. I’ve had this planned for a bit; here it is! (p.s, this is just an instruction project; words. No project) ──── ♡ ──── ❍ note: i got these from incorrect quote generators (one did actually happen, guess which one… hehe) **a little cAsT LiSt** Nad is me, Jazzy is @nayjaz (my sister), Grace is Grace, Gabby is @GabbyGabs1234, Jamie is @justjamie-, Nana is @nanaboo772, and Chels is @chxlsiie (or @CrimsonGhost_93) (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) let’s start! Jazzy: I'm 10 times cooler and better than you Nad: 10 times 0 is still 0 though Jazzy: Jokes on you, I can't do math Nad: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside. Gabby: Nadia, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Nad: *Sips coffee from bowl* *Nad banging on the door*: Open up! Chels: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Jazzy: No, she meant- Grace: Wait no, let her finish… let’s see where this goes. Chels: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Nana: Plane tickets? Nad: Concert tickets? *Jazzy holding her broken frames*: Glasses. *Jazzy screams in the bathroom*: AHHHHH!! Nad: ??? Jazzy: Nadia, I saw a spider… on the toilet roll… when I went to change it… and I didn’t know what to do. Nad: And?? Jazzy: Well, I carefully changed it… and then I noticed the spider, and I jumped up and the thing that holds the roll flew out of my hands and landed in the toilet. Nad: What has become of this world… Grace: Welcome, fellow dummies. Jazzy : Hello, Grace. Grace: No, no, not you, you're not a dummy. Jazzy : You underestimate me. Nad: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Grace: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Nad: Yes! Gabby: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you. Nad: It’s dark in here. Jazzy: Don’t worry dude I got this. Jazzy: *Stomps her feet* Jazzy: *Skechers light up* Nad: *Accidentally hits Nana in the face* Nad: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Nad: ARE YOU SORRY?! Nana: What’s wrong with you?! Nad: If Gabby and I were drowning, who would you save? Grace: You two can’t swim…? Gabby: It’s a hypothetical question, Grace! Who would you save? Grace: My time and effort. *Nad addressing the squad*: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Jamie: But – that’s just a trash can. Nad: It sure is! Nad: Gabby, my old arch enemy. Chels: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? Nad: I have a life outside of you, Chels. (none of you guys are my arch enemies lol) Jamie: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Jasmine: I'm a knife. *Nadia from across the room*: She’s the little spoon. Grace: So what do you do? Gabby: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers. Grace: Wow, impressive. Gabby: Then I'll move on to Virgos. *Chels as a Virgo*: What?! Nad: Chelsie, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Chels: Well of course I have. Chels: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Chels: It's boring. Nad: Grace and I have the kind of easy friendship where we finish each other's- Grace: Sentences. Nad: Don't interrupt me. Jamie: What do you think Chels will do for a distraction? Nad: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Nad: ... or she could do that. hey… you made it to the end! Welp. Leave a heart, maybe even a star… follows are appreciated :) comment if you’d like a part 2… imagine accidentally sending an email to your crush… about your crush… could never be me. (Except I just did yesterday…) should I make a project on it..? (8/19/23) Check out my most recent project: