/flash warning//// //mild spook\\\\ So this is @jasperated 's Loki here . have some angst. yeah. in the words of them "new loki, same great angst" yeah OC: @jasperated 's Loki :) All his family issues :( TFW you steal a magic scroll from the bureaucracy of heaven, thus forfeiting your life and get condemned to work and eternal 9-5 shift in the DMV until you file for redemption and then you have 1 chance to get your life back but you have to find 4 magic talismans that look like regular household objects and u just got drugged and kidnapped by your guardian angel and nearly murdered by Anubis and can barely walk and your only help comes in the form of said guardian angel, and one(1) snake boi, a cat girly, chaos dragon and dude named Jason who waltzed their way onto the team like the scarecrow, lion & tin man in Wizard of Oz or just like, a rlly sad version of the Avengers and there's only 1 braincell available between you but no one has it and u just wanna be alive again and u know you disappointed ur entire family and they probably don't love u anymore and ur still very ded Crim, Vi, this one's for u :D le audio fits quite well