So a lot of people thought it was 50 foot lettuce, and one person begged me to make this (in the non virtual world) it at beginning of June, so I finally did. I didn't start working on this until now because I am lazy. Lyrics: Bacon burger with 50-foot lettuce, Oh, what a sight to behold. Bacon burger with 50-foot lettuce, A story that's never been told. And its a... Bacon burger with 50-foot lettuce, Bacon burger with 50-foot lettuce, Bacon burger with 50-foot lettuce, A tale to unfold. A ton of lettuce to its core, Bacon burger with lettuce galore. And its a...