!Warning: Mention of Springlocks! How to be a Dave 1. Be gay (Nah man maybe not today) 2. Love Sportsy 3. Play the trombone for a living 4. Grab Foxy (Regardless if it's a plush or not) and yell "GRAB THE FOX" and "GRAND CANYON" and yeet it 5. Know a Henry 6. You can't 7. Have a bad childhood 8. You still can't 9. Get springlocked 10. YOU STILL CANNOT BE A DAVE, HAROLD
Dave Miller belongs to whoever created DSAF (DayShift's At Freddy's). Please do not play that game. I only made this for comedy reasons
