(Lyrics) Get squished by a block Walk past a falling rock Stab yourself in the head Accidently took the wrong meds (1st chorus) Use scissors to cut a red wire Extract your tooth with a plier Teach yourself how to swim Play around with a knife and you will lose a limb (2nd chorus) Drink soda and a lot of mentos Scratch your neck using dental floss Ejected into space, is no bliss Fixing my computer when you hear gas hiss (3rd chorus) Keep a bumble bee as a pet Sell both your eyes on the internet About to get shot, a gun might give you a clue I wonder what does this purple button do? (4th chorus) Wear no warm clothes during the winter season Eat food from the bin for no good reason...... Travel to 2020, where it has COVID-19 Jump off the roof really high Walk backwards, until you trip They may not rhyme but they quite possibly (Last chorus)
