Oh, wow! Oh my... God!!! Okay! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So um, today, I decided to perform a song about how I'm feeling. It's a song about all the sad stuff I see in the world and I see a lot of sad stuff and it's called "Sad." I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't...) Isn't that terrible? I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating I saw a giraffe who had a short neck That was sad, or a... deer... I saw an old man get hit by a train He didn't see it in the pouring rain He didn't hear me shout look out for the train 'Cause I didn't say anything I just thought to myself, "Oh this is gonna be sad" And it was, I'm a genius I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone, directly on his mother's corpse I saw a kitten stuck in a tree, then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself I saw a boy who had red hair ... I went to a store looking for something to buy but they only sold paintings of the same sad guy No, wait... this store sells mirrors See what I did there? Let's rock! No. The world's so sad, bros Pain, war, genocide, racism, sexism But I gotta remember there's good things about it too Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score! Still though, it's hard not to be sad about it How do y'all do it? I've been telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song And I mean I can't hear you but you haven't been sad at all You've probably been happy No, you've been laughing That's it! Laughter! It's the key to everything! It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world! I mean, not for the people that are actually sad But for the people like us that gotta deal with them all the time But being funny isn't about being insensitive It's not about capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public It's being a hero! I get it now! The world isn't sad! The world's funny! I'm a sociopath! I saw an old man slip and fall, hey what an idiot I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral... ha ha ha! Classic comedy! Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now The Titan Sub and 9-11 That stuff's funny 24-7 'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about Because my empathy is bumming me out Goodbye, sadness Hello, jokes Thank you so much for listening
Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyHh63zJQw4 (Viewer discretion advised) Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmmT7A3zGw Recorded on Audacity The Form: Username: Naptroy Nickname: Jimbo Preferred Pronouns: He/Him How active are you? Very! Like a 9/10 Access to karaoke tracks? Yes! Experience: Like, none. I don't usually sing to anyone other than myself ^-^ Why are you doing this? Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom!
