Step 1: Find the queen of England's body Step 2: Get the supplies Step 3: Mummify the queen of England Step 4: Draw the sacred pentagram Step 5: Place the mummified body upon the pentagram Step 6: Light the candles around the pentagram Step 7: Sing the old poem; "We can take all of their lives, sacred sides that come in fives, take what's yours and make it mine, you are my valentine!" Step 8: Profit
