— — — — — ✧ this is so old [ esp the art ] cause i procrastinated posting this so hard :sobbing: anyways incorrect quotes are so fun omg also sorry for the inactivity! school has taken up all my time and motivation has been super unpredictable lately :”D hopefully i’ll be able to balance school and scratch out soon, but for now my activity will be super spotty <3 space for art with no words! ——— vivi: *clicks pen* chi: *clicks pen in response* prill: stop that. vivi: stop what? prill: you’re talking about me in morse code! vivi: yes, that’s what we doing. in our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. congrats, you figured us out! *later* chi, to agaric: that’s actually exactly what we were doing. chi: small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. agaric: ridiculous. Give me some examples. prill: wasps? vivi: terriers? chi: vivi. prill: die. chi: please don't die! prill: DIE! chi: PLEASE DON'T DIE! vivi, confused: why are they yelling at a plant? agaric, watching while eating popcorn: they bought it together and chi wants prill to accept it as their kid. *the squad is playing a team sport* chi: are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as vivi? agaric: have you ever played a game with vivi? chi: no… agaric: have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *meanwhile, on the other side of the field* vivi, chasing prill: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!! agaric: i’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. chi: uh, prill and vivi are not getting along. agaric: they’re not trying to kill each other. chi: you may have a point. agaric, singing to the tune of i kissed a girl: i killed a guy, and i liked it- chi, whispering: should we call the exorcist? vivi, also singing: the taste of his cherry chapstick. prill, appalled: call the exorcist. chi: what if people had food names and food had people names? prill: hey, spaghetti, we’re having chi for dinner. vivi: what is wrong with you people? prill: shut up, chocolate. *agaric is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room* agaric, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?! vivi, looking at the broken tv screen and the remote on the floor: i was trying to throw the remote onto the tv stand! agaric: and prill didn’t stop you?! vivi, pointing at a sleeping prill: he’s been asleep for the past three hours. chi, walking in, oblivious to the situation: hey guys- chi, realizing: wait, is the tv broken? why?! agaric, pointing at vivi: she threw the remote onto the tv stand. chi: come on! that’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a tuesday! prill, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* how long was i out? prill, seeing the broken tv: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! VIVI, I TOLD YOU NOT TO! vivi: you were asleep! and i always take a window of opportunity when i see it! agaric and chi, in unison: but you broke the- vivi: my work here is done. if anyone asks, i was never. *dashes out of the living room* prill: is stabbing someone immoral? agaric: not if they consent to it. vivi: depends on who you’re stabbing. chi: YES??!!? vivi: where’s chi? prill: don’t worry, i’ll find her. prill, shouting: agaric sucks! chi, distantly: agaric is the best person ever! fudge you! prill: found her. agaric: my stomach growled super loud in french. agaric: i would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in french. it growled during french class vivi: bonjour. prill: le growl. chi: hon hon hon, feed me a baguette. vivi: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. agaric: no, that's not how you make cookies. chi: FLOOR IT!! vivi: how about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? agaric: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- vivi: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! prill: DO IT! agaric: NO- agaric: how did none of you hear what i just said?! chi: i’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. vivi: i got distracted halfway through. prill: ignoring you was a conscious decision. vivi, chi and agaric: *screaming* prill: *runs into the room* what’s wrong, agaric?! vivi: wait, why are you asking agaric that when chi and I are also here? prill: because agaric wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. you two scream whenever you have the chance. prill: how would you guys deal with a toxic friend? chi: tell them how you really feel. agaric: slowly distance yourself from them. vivi: engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price. prill, being handed a sword: …well heck. ——— ✧ credits ꒱ art ; your's truly designs ; and code ; layout ; me music ; frown by mxmtoon — — — — — ✧
