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I am William Wallace My life was a mystery Some say born 1272 Some say 1263 Was Dad Malcolm of Paisley? Maybe Alan from Ayr? Did I have a wife or no Do you really care? They say I had a big red beard But all you need to know I was a Scottish rebel And the English were my foe William Wallace, Scottish rebel "This is war," I cried Many English fought me And many English died I took against the English Back when I was fairly wee Cause an Englishman called Selby Bullied my whole family It upset me, so I struck him Dead - well, wouldn't you? Then an English sheriff came along Guess what, I killed him too They say he killed my wife So he deserved what he got Then England's King Ed came for me Oh, I'm scared... not! William Wallace, Scottish rebel Possibly six foot seven But all that really matters is I sent Englishmen to heaven 40,000 English came To Stirling Bridge for me They had to cross a narrow bridge To get to us, you see We held them off and pushed them back It was no contest Bridge collapsed, hundreds drowned Of course, I killed the rest I celebrated Stirling Bridge Another Scottish win By decorating my sword With the English general's skin William Wallace, Scottish rebel Scottish legend too Fought for Scottish freedom Was a hero through and through Here's where my rebel story comes unstuck At Falkirk defeated, I ran out of luck Spent seven years playing hide and seek Captured, sent to London Tried for treason, what a cheek King Ed hanged me, then a lovely touch Pulled my guts out Guess he didn't like me much Yeah William Wallace, Scottish rebel In Scotland my heart lived Though, sadly my head wound up On a spike on London Bridge Ooh, that smarts
