Crazy Warriors Fanfiction - Prologue

Instructions

Several ghostly shapes crowded around a large, sparkly pool. "Vandalismheart filled our pool with his glitter glue again!" a gray tom complained. "Call OGstar then, Whinyvoice!" yelled a ginger non-binary warrior. "Alright, I'm here, everyone!" A dark ginger she-cat with broad shoulders and green eyes pushed her way through the crowd. "What happened - oh. VANDALISMHEART, GET YOUR DIRTY TAIL OVER HERE!" she yelled. A light gray tom covered with strange markings in many eye-melting colors came out of the crowd. "I'm sorry, OGstar, but it was so tempting! They were all sleeping.. I had extra glitter glue from Scrapbook Sunday... and I was bored, alright?! It's not my fault my mother named me Vandalismkit!" he meowed. OGstar growled, but quickly stopped because of something she saw in the pool. It was swirling. A message from beyond! Everyone was captivated. No prophecies, messages, signs, no nothing had been seen since OGstar had started the tradition of naming their kits very strange names. A grayish-blue she-cat with icy blue eyes stepped out of the water and shook her fur out. "Well," she murmured, eyeing the strange cats around her, "Who do we have here?" ~*~ OGstar sipped tea from a cup, even though cats can't make tea, or cups, or hold said cups politely. OGstar suddenly said, "It's one of the perks of living in ShiningClan. We can get any Twoleg items - it turns out they're living in luxury!" The bluish-gray she-cat, whose name was Bluestar, replied, "What's ShiningClan?" OGstar was surprised. "ShiningClan's where cats who've lived a good/innocent/noble life go. Evil cats go to the Bright Forest - here in ShiningClan we do whatever, throw parties, customize things, watch our descendants, etc. In the Bright Forest, it's so bright everyone's eyes explode constantly. It's horrible there, apparently." Bluestar meowed, "Well, it's StarClan for us and the Dark Forest for the evil cats. We're off topic. I have come because, apparently, you have not been able to receive prophecies. There's an important one that you need to see. Here, I'll tell it to you: One multicolored, perfect, beautiful, smart, kind, funny and creative cat will save the land from destruction." OGstar narrowed her eyes. "Are you sure that's the real thing? It doesn't even rhyme." Bluestar sighed and replied: "I need to clarify: it's not a prophecy, it's an omen. Also, you've ruined the effect." OGstar shrugged, but then looked down and cried, "Oh, no! We've run out of screen time!! Or page time!! WHATEVER!! YOUR MONOLOGUE TOOK TOO LONG! I NEED TO TELL THE READERS THAT-"