One day later... Rainbowkit opened her eyes. They were bright and rainbow-colored. They mostly changed with her emotions, so today they were a neon pink. Pinkheart lovingly picked her multicolored daughter up by the scruff of her neck while purring loudly. "Why are there such weird Twoleg things here, Mother?" Rainbowkit asked. "Well, ShiningClan gifts us with these items to help us survive. That fridge helps us store more prey in leaf-bare. The blankets help us stay warm. That weird computer thing over there doesn't do much except randomly ship us, though." Pinkheart glared at the screen, which was now completely black with the pink words 'Applekit x Pearkit x Rainbowkit', with 345,645,645,656,453 fanfictions already written about the ship. She dropped Rainbowkit, who went to play with Applekit and Pearkit. Bigclaw and Pinkheart lovingly groomed each other because it was sunhigh because idk and idc. ~*~ "You can't catch me, Applekit!" Rainbowkit screeched. She was running at 549,864,756,598,696,749,674,956,467,076,049,376,095 mph through the camp. Applekit ran at a measly 548,864,756,598,696 mph, trying to catch the beautiful rainbow kit. Pearkit suddenly jumped onto Applekit, who squealed. "Hey! Get off me!" he screeched, while Pearkit playfully wrestled with him. Rainbowwing came over and untangled her sons. "Pearkit, for the thirtieth time today, don't attack your brother!" she scolded. "Look, now he's hurt!" Applekit had been cut by some glass. Rainbow-tinted apple juice was coming out of his hind leg (where he had been cut). No longer disguised by the intoxicating scent of Brightflower's flowers, or the sweet smell of the nursery, every cat in camp turned their heads to look at the apple cat (yes, Applekit is a cat-shaped apple). "APPLE JUICE!" they all screeched, and chased him. Eventually Pearkit was able to wrestle his brother to the ground and lick the wound clean. Everyone else sulked, disappointed they couldn't have any apple juice. Rainbowkit noticed a tiny drop of apple juice on the ground close to her; apparently it had flown from the wrestling brothers and landed here. She hadn't chased after Applekit - she knew she would catch him immediately, so she'd let the rest of the Clan try to get the juice. She leaned down gracefully to drink it, her tails and wings flicking. As soon as her pink tongue touched it, her mouth exploded with many flavors: apple pie, apples, apple turnovers, apple fritters, apple cider, apples, apple smoothies, apples, and much more. "It's delicious!" she squealed. Rainbowkit licked her lips. Then Bananastar came over, slipping and tumbling as he walked. "Rainbowkit, my dear, beautiful, intelligent, athletic, swift, strong and perfect granddaughter, since you're so cute and amazing, I'll make you an apprentice!" The kit in question beamed, eyes changing to an eye-melting neon yellowish-pink. Rainbowkit saw, in the corner of her eye, Applekit and Pearkit looking sad. Well, they were her friends.. So, she mewed: "Bananastar, can Applekit and Pearkit become apprentices too? They're my friends, and plus, they're ready for their training! Pearkit ran at 548,864,756,598,696 mph!" Bananastar nodded and then leaped onto the Glitterbomb (a large, circular rainbow object that explodes and covers everyone with glitter every five hours). "All cats great enough to be in this Clan, gather underneath the Glitterbomb!" he caterwauled. Every cat, even the ones that were at the border, came over because Bananastar screamed very loudly. Also logic. "Rainbowkit, it is time for you to become an apprentice, since you are so perfect and amazing. Come forward," he meowed. Rainbowkit stepped forward gracefully, her rainbow tails flicking. "Your mentor shall be me." Everyone gasped, and Bigclaw died because he wasn't an interesting character anyway and I wanted to get rid of him. "Your new name will be Rainbowpaw, by the way." Rainbowpaw's paws gleamed bright rainbow colors, blinding a few ants at her feet. "Excuse me, Bananastar, but you aren't writing the ceremony correctly," mewed Rainbowwing. "I know!" Bananastar snapped. "But I don't care! I'm too busy reading Rainbowpaw x Reader fanfiction to search up the proper words!" Everyone stared at him for a moment, then shrugged and motioned for him to continue on. "Pearkit, step forward," the leader said. The young tom padded towards his father. "You have been a great uncle to Rainbowpaw," he started. "Your new name shall be Pearpaw." Pearpaw's paws turned into literal pears in a flash of green-tinted light. As for him, he stayed a normal pear. Pearpaw struggled to keep his balance for a moment. "But I already have an apprentice!" Cocoanut said, confused. "No, I meant Coconut, C-O-C-O-N-U-T!" The leader rolled his eyes. "We don't know how to spell, but okay!" Coconut yelled. He was writing Coconut x Cocoanut fanfiction on his laptop. Coconut stepped forward and touched noses with Pearpaw.
"Your mentor will be Coconut. He's had a good education. He went to Smart Cat University." Bananastar flicked his tail towards a bulletin board where Coconut's seventeen trillion degrees in writing fanfiction were proudly displayed. "Applekit, come up here." Applekit stepped forward nervously. "Your new name'll be Applepaw, and your mentor'll be-" Applepaw's paws became apples and he accidentally cut himself on another shard of glass. "APPLE JUICE!" everyone screeched. They then chased Applepaw around the camp for seven moons, then returned to their places. Pearpaw was sharing apple juice with Rainbowpaw, who was gracefully drinking most of it. "ANYWAY!" Bananastar yelled. "Your mentor will be Miragepelt. They were taught by me, and I am amazing, so they're amazing." Miragepelt's fur shimmered, turning into the color of a pink rose bathed in the retreating light of the sun as it sets and gosh that was so Parnassian I'm going to blow to kingdom come. They stepped forward and touched noses with Applepaw, soothing the anxious apprentice's nerves. "This meeting is done!" Bananastar announced, leaping off the Glitterbomb and squishing the duo (that will be forgotten later, as Miragepelt is so elegant and boring that they'll disappear and Applepaw's used only for comedic purposes). "Come on, Applepaw! You too, Pearpaw!" Miragepelt called, their fur a shade of butter yellow, specifically butter after being spread on white bread. "Come on, Coconut, let's bring these two out to see the territory!" The group (plus Bananastar and his granddaughter, 'cause they're cool) went into the forest to check out the territory. "GASP!" Bananastar yelled suddenly, scaring Applepaw. There were 437,854,786,034,979,450,576,049,348,203,867,409,573,049,854,334 badgers and foxes in front of them! Don't ask how the patrol didn't notice before! "Don't worry, I've got this!" Rainbowpaw meowed in her angelic voice. She raised one paw and shot a giant beam of rainbow light from it. Each badger and fox turned into a pile of useful herbs, which were taken by Brightflower a few miliseconds later. "Wow!" Bananastar gasped. "Rainbowpaw, you're allowed to come to all the Gatherings held ever again after this! Even if you murder someone and have a secret mate from a different Clan!" *foreshadowing*
