Since y'all liked my kpop confessions so much i decided to do an irl version.. DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEEE 1. I used to eat curry powder Like straight up from the container, with a spoon. I WAS LIKE 3 OK???? At least I have a decent spice tolerance now :) 2. I used to think I was magic You know like when u rub ur eyes and u can see all weird stuff. Ya, I thought that was magic and I could see into another dimension. 3. I tried to fly by jumping off a couch onto tiles I was also 3 then 4. I stood on one of those ride on cars fell, whacked my head of the kitchen floor and got a lump so big it looked like and alien was living in my head. It was like rainbow too. 5. I split my chin open once when I was four. My parents yelled "Don't run up the stairs!" but of course i did bc i was a rebellious toddler and then i slipped and whacked my face off the wooden stairs... 6. I reminded the teacher abt homework. twice nice going 8 yr old me, now u have no irl friends... 7. I made my class hate be bc i told the teacher we had done that page in maths 3x already (my maths teacher is very old and forgetful, he forgot abt one of our classes once and drove away to buy ice cream) bro, I was so NOT going to do that chapter for the 3rd time and i felt sorry 4 the poor man ok? 8. I love romance novels i love them so much like its not ok, and the juicy ones too... *smirks* idk if u really call them romance novels bc there's like violence and stuff but damn they're good. yk the ones where theres like k!dnappers and stuff and then they fall in love with the v!ctim? those ones >>>>> 9. I'm a simp 10. My favourite song's chorus is literally just barking... GRR WOLFGANG That song slaps fr and the FANCAMS!! :0 11. My teacher told me to get more exercise bc i couldnt sing and dance at the same time. LIKE MISS GURL! how the heck can i dance to ur weird choreo and sing in IRISH at the same time. Anyways, she made me v/ insecure and caused me to do some stuff i sorta regret.. 12. I have like no friends irl... 13. I like being alone 14. i'm a nerd 15. i wrote a *story* once and posted it online. U will never find it. yes i'm still updating it bc i wanna finish it. 16. I once cried for 3 days straight and no one cared 17. I got surgery on my mouth and last night I sneezed and the bandage flew out of my mouth. 18. I have body image issues. Never got a proper diagnosis bc i never told anyone but i definitely had/have an ed yay. 19. MY LIFE SUCKSSSSSS 20. I share a room with my little sister who is an absolute disgrace. she throws her dirty clothes everywhere and turns the light on when i'm half asleep. 21. I wanted to be a ballerina I took lessons for 7 years until the school shut down in my area. I raged an the first lesson bc it wasn't like the show 'Angelina ballerina' 22. *Wheezes* i had a crush on ryder from paw patrol and fred from scooby doo.... 23. I had a major sexuality crisis last year I'm straight now- i think... 24. I broke my sisters bed once. We have bunk beds and I jumped off the top onto the bottom and broke 1 of the bars.... They still dont know who it was to this day 25. Bc of certain stuff i became quite sick and had to see a doctor and a nutritionist Now i have a special meal plan i have to follow. But i dont really stick to it 26. I have braces 27. I have never kissed someone or been in a relationship i dont rlly want to too, well atm anyways but i just feel so weird bc everyone is dating except me... also bc my crush doesn't know i exist 28. I wanna be a singer Cringe ik, but i really wanna do something in music , i dont have a passion for anything else in life 29. I used to do all these weird workout programs Now i have (barely any) muscles 30. I want a wolf cut but idk if my parents wont let me well i havent asked them yet... 31. Someone barked at me once it was. weird. 32. someone stared at me in maths so hard i thought their eyes were gonna pop out of their head. I just looked at them and was like "u ok?" and he was like "Can i not look?" I was confused. THEN he came over to my desk to hand out a worksheet and in the most IRISH accent ever says "AlRiGhT tHeRe?" Bro i was flabbergasted fr. I just said "yeah and snatched the sheet and began the algebra questions. He also nearly ran me over with his bike.. 33. I used to crush on my friends bfs THEY NEVER TOLD ME THEY WERE D OKKK AS SOON AS I KNEW ALL MY FEELINGS VANISHED AS QUICK AS LIGHTNING 34. Everyone ik is either dating, sm0king, dr!nking or v I DONT BTW I AM A RESPONSIBLE CHILDDDDD 35. I USED TO BE A FURRY *SOBS* I NEVER DRESSED UP, I JUST DREW THEM OKKKKKK???? 36. I love imagining fake scenarios. 37. I am delusional 38. I nearly set my school on fire w/ the laminator THIS IS TOO CRINGEY GOODBYE, Liz<3
Song: Stray Kids - Wolfgang
