1: Evie: We'll talk about this later. SS!Grey: Fine, I won’t be listening. 2: SS!Red: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? SS!Warchief: Fake? 3: SS!Black: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? SS!Yellow: We're chopsticks! SS!Black: Well... that's cute! SS!Black: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? SS!White: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing. 4: SS!Maroon: I just ended a five year relationship. SS!Black: Oh no, are you okay? SS!Maroon: I'm okay, it wasn't mine. *SS!Red and SS!Green arguing in the other room* 5: SS!Black: All the snacks are gone :( SS!Maroon: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?! 6: SS!Yellow, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! SS!White: Ok, I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while. SS!Yellow: But I’m having fun! 7: SS!Green: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it. Orange: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it. 8: SS!Maroon: I give up. I am so tired. SS!Yellow: Get the emergency supply! SS!Jelqer: *carries SS!Black and places them in front of SS!Maroon* SS!Black: *smiles* SS!Maroon: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S DO THIS 9: SS!Red Mungus: When I die, I want SS!Jorsawsee to lower me into my grave. That way, he can let me down one last time. 10: SS!GF: Hi- SS!Grey: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your **s 11: SS!Maroon, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, SS!Pink. SS!Pink, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child. 12: SS!White, teaching Evie to drive: Okay, you're driving and SS!Red Mungus and SS!BF walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Evie: Oh, definitely SS!BF. I could never hurt SS!Red Mungus . SS!White, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes. 13: SS!Yellow : SS!BF, my old friend! SS!BF: I think you tried to kill me at some point. SS!Yellow : That was obviously just my way of getting to know you. 14: SS!Jelqer : What do you want for breakfast? SS!Warchief: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN. SS!Jorsawsee : SS!Jorsawsee : They want eggs. 15: SS!White: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- SS!Yellow: It was me... SS!White: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance. 16: SS!Warchief: Comparing SS!Jelqer and Evie is like comparing apples and oranges. SS!Jelqer: We’re both unique in our own ways? SS!Warchief: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. Evie: Which one of us is the orange?
will add more when i get funny ones
