mi hoomin haz tis tingy an i-it speks 2 a-and saz ma nam after mi hoomin saz mi nam a-and danses a-and itz just SO SCAREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Translation: My human has this thingy and i-it speaks a-and says my name after my human says my name a-and dances a-and it's just SO SCARYYYY!!!!!!!!!!)