Lotustail: Never gonna make you cry! Willowclaw: Never gonna say goodbye! Lotustail: Never gonna tell a lie— Monarchpaw: I will hurt you. ——— Goosecatcher: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Willowclaw: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts. ——— Willowclaw: Can you pass the salt? Houndpaw: Can you pass away? Willowclaw: Too much salt. ——— Houndpaw: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Beetletail! Beetletail: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this. ——— Lotustail: *shatters a window and climbs through it* Lotustail: *turns around and helps Sweetberry through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Sweetberry. Sweetberry: Okay. ——— Honeycloud: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!? Beestripe: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt. ——— Teacher: Your child was in a fight. Sweetberry: Oh no, that’s terrible! Willowclaw: Did they win? ——— Houndpaw: Where are you going? Oddpaw: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way. ——— Beetletail: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Willowclaw: Which one? I can't do both. ——— Monarchpaw: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time. Honeycloud: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way. ——— Beestripe: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone. Willowclaw: And I need you to be less vague and weird. ——— Sweetberry: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Goosecatcher: Sweetberry, what did you think a tiger shark was? ——— Houndpaw: I'm not that stupid! Sweetberry: Houndpaw, you literally ate the wax from a babybel. Houndpaw: BEETLETAIL TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE! ——— Oddpaw: *sees Honeycloud and Beetletail together* Oddpaw: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Sweetberry: You mean... you ship them? ——— Goosecatcher: Come to think of it… You’ve always been nice to me. Goosecatcher: I mean, you listen to all my problems- Houndpaw: No, Goosecatcher I just simply stand here while you talk, there’s a big difference.
Goosecatcher and Sweetberry are littermates Sweetberry, Willowclaw and Beetletail are lovers Lotustail and Houndpaw are siblings from different litters Beestripe and Honeycloud are mates