Listen listen to me.. Listen lis to me to me .. Listen... to me . This ride is perfectly safe.. Everything has been designed for your comfort and enjoyment. IF THIS RIDE IS SO SAFE: WHYY IS IT CALLED OBLIVION?! Relax, sit back and enjoy the exper- DONT LISTEN TO HIM! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE RIDE GOES UNDERGROUND. HAVE YOU.. EVER SEEN ANYONE WHO HAS SURVIVED IT AND COME OUT OF THE OTHER SI- It is natural to have slight feelings of anxiety at this point. Just relax.. and prepare for a pleasurable experience- there is no cause for concern.. HAVE YOU HEARD THE SCREAMS?! I'VE HEARD SOME OF THE RIDE CARS GO MISSING ng This ride is perfectly safe E- How do we know? HOW DO WE KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVEN'T DISAPPEARED: DONT BELIEVE HIM, HE'S TRYING TO LURE YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY!!!
Just stay calm, it will all be over quicker then you expect... W H A T. WILL BE OVER? THE RIDE? YOUR _LIFE_!?!??! HAVE YOU GOT ANY IDEA WHAT YOUR LETTING YOURSELF IN FOR?! This ride is perfectly safe.. Everything has been designed for your comfort and enjoyment. GET REAL! THIS IS THE WORLDS FIRST VERTICAL DROP ROLLER COASTER !!! FREEFALL! STRAIGHT DOWN!! YOU JUST GET TO THE EDGE AND THATS IT YOU DONT SEE WHATS COMING: YOU DONT KNOW WHATS DOWN THERE AND YOU MAY NOT BE COMING BAC- Just... sit back and enjoy the experience. this is it? YOUR NEARLY AT THE POINT OF NO RETURN. AS TA LA VISTA BABY. GOODNIGHT VIANNA! GET OUT NOW.. W̵̡̹͂͋̍̇́̚͠͝H̵̛͖̱̠̦͓͖̘̀͗͌̂̉̐͘͝ͅỊ̵̧̳͓̝͍͎̪̩̬̇͛̋̃̎̏̋̚̕͝L̵͙͍̗͕̙͒͜Ë̶̛͙̲͎̗͇̜̯̹͓̘́̒̐̃́̃ ̵̰̣͍͚͇̬̼̻͗̈́͐͌͌̈́̑͒͆́Y̶̬̺̹̞͂̒͛͊̾̊͘̚O̵̧̫̦̞̳̝͒̌͂̎̅͒̏͘͝͝Ư̶͉̰͛̈̀́ ̸̠̞̰͇̀̀̂̇͑̋͋͘͠S̶̨͉̦̼̬̦̭̹̠͙̿T̷̗̲̳͐͗̏I̸̩̘̻͇̹̼̟̻̔̌̽̒̍͘L̴̠̙̔͒͋̍͋̅̕L̸̮͓̼̗̺͎̲̹͐̾̎͋̓͂̿͠ ̵̗͈̫͂̈́C̶̪̀͆Ą̷͈̟͙͉̳̫̩͇̼́̉̇́̆Ạ̴̧̡͍͔̖̬̗͔̿̔̈́̈̍̑͌͗̂͝Ä̷̛̺̱̼́̄̽̎̀Ņ̶̨̨̗̗̮̩̌͑̇̓̆͐͝ Have a pleasant trip.. See you around... Bye. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHH!
