Mariposa: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Michael: Mine just says "Michael no." Mariposa: I want you to apply it to every possible situation. ——— Izzy: So, what's for dinner? Michael, staring at the food they burnt: Regret. ——— Sammy, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me! ——— Henry: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. William: Actually, Henry, after all these years, I just sort of go with it. ——— Mariposa: Henry? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping. Henry: I'll stop twice on the way back. ——— William: I am the most responsible person in the group. Ashton: …You just set the kitchen on fire. William: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that. ——— Henry: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me. Camilo: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR! ——— Izzy: Who's in charge here? Mariposa, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest. ——— Izzy: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly. Mariposa: Why not? Izzy: Because I don't know what they mean. ——— Camilo: Why is Michael making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Elizabeth! Elizabeth: It’s because I’m Michael’s favorite. Camilo: I hate you. ——— Aspen: Izzy! What did I tell you about lying? Izzy, looking down: ...That it only works on Isaac. ——— Ashton: Remain CALM! *slaps William multiple times* ——— William: Are you good? Ashton: In what sense? William: Generally. Ashton: Oh, definitely not. ——— Claudia: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Henry. ——— Sammy: Come on, Elizabeth! How any times do I have to apologize? Elizabeth: Once! Sammy: ...No. ———
Claudia is my mrs.afton’s name, Camilo is my crying child’s name
