Harold threw a party. An evil monster from the depths of deepness came to crash the party, and all Harold's new friends ran away. Acting in the moment, Harold takes a party decoration and decides to shine it in the creatures face until it leaves. He probably would have died, had the Roman god of parties, Bacchus, not taken pity on him, but punished him for most of his failures. For his own entertainment, Bacchus did one of the following every time Harold failed: -Transformed him into a penguin -Called on Kali to attach a ball and chain to his ankle -Healed the beast -Summoned face squirrels -Giganticized Harold -Darked the world -Drained the lazer's battery
The ball and chain and Kali are references to Spelunky The explosion is by dbszabo1-d516els on deviantart Play with sound! Arrows to move, space to shoot the laser decoration Play for more than 15 seconds. And yes, lazer is spelled L-A-S-E-R I just like it better this way!