A randomness bomb has exploded, now nothing makes sense. Two players needed. Avoid and destroy anything that looks like an enemy. Player 1: You are the fire. use A and D to move along the ground, S to fire fire at the mouse, and w to fire a projectile that follows the mouse. Hold E to generate some sort of fire shield thing. Hold space to do an explosion; the longer you hold down, the bigger it will be. Note: holding it down for too long will lag the game and make no explosion. So don't do it. Player 2: You are the blue thing. Use arrow keys to move around the entire screen(with no automatic slowndown, please note). Every second, some blue things will fly out in the direction you are pressing the arrow keys. If you are not pressing any arrow keys, you will add +1 to health. Press 2 arrow keys facing in opposite directions to make a wall that may or may not do something. If something doesn't make sense, that's because it's not supposed to!
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