hi guys... so i've been inactive for a while, and that's because i passionately despise this website made for 8 year olds to learn how to code. i got banned on my account for no good reason and that makes me mad!!! anyways, i'm leaving scratch because the only famous people on the platform are copycats, and that's not fair. i want to be famous too!!! i work 9-5 every day on each project i make, and then scratch takes down every last one of them and ip bans my account!!! (i have a vpn though) this is a sad period of my life. i've caught myself placing my gpu in the shredder because scratch is not what is used to be. >:( but all things must come to an end. after all, when the going gets tough, the tough gets going. but remember, there's no "i" in team. every cloud has a silver lining though. and at the end of the day, there are plenty more fish in the sea, so think outside the box and don't look a gift horse in the mouth. without further ado, here goes nothing, and all's well that ends well. i'm outta here, don't take any wooden nickels the darkness has consumed me, somebody help
this is obviously satire don't take it seriously "golly gee wilikers" and "shiver me timbers" are actually both pretty valid responses to "sir, you've accumulated fines totaling $50,000 for all of your misdemeanors"