--Blubs x Durland: Yes yes praise the gay policemen they're so cute and funny --Wendy x Dipper: Nopey nopes. The age gap would matter less as they get older but I still don't think they're right for each other --Dipper x Pacifica: Ehh I'm neutral on this one, but starting to warm up to it --Dipper x Candy: no --Wendy x Robbie: Absolutely not --Tambry x Robbie: I mean if they're happy together then who am I to judge --Mabel x Gideon: Ewwwwwwwwww ew ew --Mabel x Mermando: Meh --Mabel x Dipper: NO, NO, NO NO, and furthermore, NO. --Stan x Ford: Same as above --Stan x Lazy Susan: Why --Bill x Dipper: .....Why does this exist. Just no. First of all, Bill is like, trillions of years older than Dipper, and they're also different species..... Also one's good and one's evil.... it just doesn't make any sense..... --Mabel x Pacifica: I can see them coming to tolerate each other, but I don't think they'd ever reach that point --McGucket x Ford: .......no. just why. --Bill x Phil (OC belonging to @RavenTheWolf9) EW EW EW NO PLEASE DON'T --Bill x Ford: You know what, no to every Bill Cipher ship. This is getting ridiculous. --Soos x Melody: Sure why not --Waddles x Gompers (the goat): YESSSSS LOL --Gideon x Pacifica: Wait, have these two even met? Either way, NOPE. --Candy x Grenda: What. --Giffany x Soos: DIE DIE DIE DEATH --Mabel x All the gnomes: I mean, polyamory is great and all but WHY. No no no. --Bill x Pyronica: Eh. They never really had any interactions other than Bill bossing her around but I'm indifferent on this one I think that's all lol, ask me if you want me to add any other ships to the list