Crazy Warriors Fanfiction - Chapter Four

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Everyone shut up and turned towards the shortest and ugliest tree, named the Shortest and Ugliest Tree. Rockstar was standing on the highest branch, humming 'Rockstar' under his breath. Then he suddenly looked straight at Rainbowpaw and then turned to Bananastar (who was sitting on the lowest branch). "Is that your granddaughter that everyone's been raving about for the last few days?" he asked. Bananastar nodded proudly. He yowled "Everyone, listen up! Since Rainbowpaw's so amazing, she's going to become a warrior! And so will Applepaw, Pearpaw, Strawberrypaw and Chocolatepaw!" Fishstar flopped to let everyone know that it agreed with the living banana. "Since Fishstar's a literal fish, I'll do all the ceremonies. Okay, Rainbowpaw, please step up!" Rainbowpaw flew over to her grandfather, ignoring the boos from Redpaw and Greenpaw. As he proudly looked down on his beautiful, wonderful, perfect, amazing granddaughter/apprentice, he said "I, Bananastar, leader of EpicClan, call upon my warrior ancestors to look down on this beautiful apprentice. She has trained very hard to understand the ways of your cool code, and Imma make her a warrior. Rainbowpaw, do you promise to keep being awesome?" "I do," she meowed seriously in her soothing voice. "Then, by the powers of ShiningClan, I give you your warrior name. And no, this does not count as your birthday gift. Your new, perfect name is Rainbowshine. We all honor your beauty, generosity, kindness, loyalty, perseverance, wit, wisdom and perfection. We all welcome you as a warrior of EpicClan." Everyone (except for Redpaw and Greenpaw) cheered. The newly named Rainbowshine became extremely shiny. She gracefully flew over to Redpaw and Greenpaw and destroyed them with her laser eyes. "Alright, um... Pearpaw and Applepaw, right?" Bananastar asked awkwardly, looking at his sons. "Yeah," they said in unison. They padded over to their father. "Um. Your new names are Pearwing and Appleface. Okay, go play Fortnite or whatever." Pearwing grew wings made of pears and flew over to his niece. Appleface's face was now an apple, so he just kind of imploded as he was now irrelevant to the story. Chocolatepaw and Strawberrypaw came up, since they knew they were next. "You two! Do you vow to never break Rainbowshine's heart as her love interests?" Bananastar asked, glaring at them. "I'm okay if you die like Silverstream or whatever, but don't ghost her, okay?" They both nodded solemnly. "Okay. Chocolatepaw, your new name is Chocolatesong. I admire how freaking deep your voice is. I mean, how?!" Chocolatesong purred, his voice now enchanting. His paws transformed back into normal paws. He stepped back to let his sister take the stage. "Strawberrypaw, your new name is... um... oh! I know! Strawberrysky! I appreciate your kindness. I mean, you're really nice. Well, gtg, dudes! See ya in the afterlife!" He imploded and then got struck by lightning a trillion times. "Wow! That was extremely convenient for the plot!" Rainbowshine exclaimed observantly. Hey, a soft voice from the heavens said anxiously. This thing on? 1,2,3, testing, testing. Every cat (except for Rainbowshine) started panicking. Um, so, this is, uh, Nervouswhisper of ShiningClan. So, uh, yeah, y-you all see that pretty rainbow she-cat with, um, the wings, right? Everybody looked at Rainbowshine and said "Yeah." O-oh. Okay, um, good. So, uh, yeah, she's got to be the next leader of EpicClan. "What about me!?" Everyone gasped, because DRAMA!! It was Shadowmask, deputy of EpicClan. "I'm the deputy!" they meowed. "I get to be the next leader!" Rainbowshine stared at them in shock. Nobody had ever tried to stop her from rising through the ranks! Give me the mic, Nervouswhisper. There was another voice, this time distinctively female. Okay, Shadowmask, this is your mom, Roseshade, speaking. You've gotta let Rainbowshine become leader, sweetie. If you don't, we're going to have to destroy you. Got it? Shadowmask sighed and slunk away from Rainbowshine. Everyone cheered as a heavenly beam of moonlight hit the rainbow-furred warrior. She gained nine lives and got a new name: Rainbowstar. The moon soon dipped below the horizon, and the first few rays of sunlight began slipping into their world. As the newly named Rainbowstar led her Clan home, she heard a familiar, extremely deep voice say: "Rainbowstar. Meet me by the CoolClan border at moonhigh." She didn't have to look at the retreating tom to know who he was. It was Chocolatesong, her to-be forbidden lover.