Sparky: What color are your favorite socks? Lolo: *finds socks* Grey, black, green, red, and a bit of white! Sparky: What is your favorite song? Why do you have one? Lolo: I like the Milk Carton at the moment but don’t have a favorite! Should I not answer that second question then? Sparky: Nope. What is your favorite project you made and never shared? Lolo: I made a project with a bunch of quotes from the books that proves Firestar is a stalking cat that possesses others! Sparky: Moving on- Do you like where you live? Lolo: …. Next question. Sparky: So you don’t? Lolo: I’m not going to answer that. Sparky: Is it that you don’t like America or you don’t like where you live? Lolo: Next question, please! Sparky: What words do you dislike? Lolo: Procrastinate and filler words like if and like. Oh also thing! Sparky: Ha you used like in that sentence! Lolo: So? Sparky: What is your favorite letter? Lolo: I never really thought about it before… L, I guess? Sparky: Did you ever share a project and think it wasn’t good, then it became super popular or went on the front page? Lolo: Nope! *wide grin* Sparky: Did you originally start Scratch because you didn’t have friends in real life? Lolo: Oh thats so sad.. goodness people have done this? People who need friends, I will be your friend! To answer the question, though, it was for school. *smile* Sparky: What is the weirdest comment you ever got on a project? Lolo: I dunno.. I’d have to go through my, like, 6 projects! Sparky: What about your profile? Lolo: Again.. I dunno.. probably something from you or Kayem though! Sparky: Music or act- Lolo: MUSIC! Music ALL THE WAY! Sparky: Ok, then, performing or visual arts? Lolo: Probably visual, I think. I don’t like being in front of people! Sparky: Who is your best friend on Scratch? Lolo: You or Kayem or Asher! Sparky: Oh REALLLY… Lolo: Yep! Sparky: INTERESTING… Lolo: Okay? Why did you say it like that? Sparky: Because I enjoy patronizing you. Moving on, why are you answering these questions? Lolo: You told me to, and you have a knife so- Sparky: *malevolent grin* Lolo: *looks uncomfortable* Sparky: What nickname did someone give you that stuck even though you hated it? Lolo: Lolo! Well, it’s the only nickname I’ve got.. I guess I don’t know whether I like it or not, now that I’m thinking about it! Sparky: What is your favorite font on Scratch? Lolo: Handwriting! Sparky: Wow, you remember them? Good job- Lolo: Thanks! Sparky: What is your favorite letter? Lolo: Wait.. did we already ask this? Probably not, maybe O! Sparky: Do you have (Sin-est-haze-ee-ah)? Lolo: I don’t know what that is, so probably not! Sparky: What is your favorite thing to do when no one is watching you? Lolo: Probably the same as when people are looking at me, read! Sparky: Fluffy or fuzzy? Lolo: Fluffy! Sparky: Can you sew? Lolo: ….. Sort… of..? … I made a bag…. Once… Sparky: What is the worst birthday party you ever had? Lolo: Uhhhhm.. …………………. Sparky: Next question? Lolo: Sure, it’s not that I don’t want to answer, I just don’t know! Sparky: Okay. Do you care? Lolo: Hm? Sparky: Do you care? Lolo: What? Sparky: DO YE CAREEEE? Lolo: Oh yeah of course! About what, though? Most things I care about strongly but I have negative and positive options about stuff! Sparky: Huh, that’s really deep. Lolo: It is? Coolio! Sparky: And, you ruined it. Lolo: Crepe. Sparky: And you keep ruining it, Anyways, what is wrong with this stateme- Lolo: Tis a question! I love these so much! Sparky: Do you enjoy cooking? Lolo: Yeah, I like baking more though! Sparky: What is the weirdest, not so scary nightmare you ever had? Lolo: (BLOCKED BY INVOLVING TOO MANY WORDS- you can ask her if you’re interested) Sparky: Wow you can talk a lot about things that make no sense. Lolo: Thanks..? You can be awfully sadistic sometimes! Sparky: Thank you! Are you usually older or younger? Lolo: Younger! Well, where I live. On scratch I guess I’m older! Sparky: I’ll just put down younger. Lolo: Okay! Sparky: Do you enjoy saying this? *holds up screen* Lolo: I can’t really see that, but it’s that Mary Poppins thing! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Very much so! Sparky: Oh so that’s how you say it. What is your dream job? Lolo: I want to work for the government in some way so I can help stop a bit of corruption, but I would love to be an author too! Sparky: Huh. I didn’t know that. Lolo: About being a lawyer or an author? Sparky: Oh, lawyer, thats what you meant. Lolo: Well, any part of the- Sparky: What are you sitting on right now? Oh wait I can just type that. How do you write twenty-one? Lolo: I guess it depends on how much time I have, but normally t-w-e-n-t-y-o-n-e with no spaces! Sparky: Are you familiar with A Series of Unfortunate Events? Lolo: *long talk about Lemony Snicket, Violet Klaus and Sunny, the Quagmire triplets, and who is the best villain* “Well, I like Quigley too.. but Lemony Snicket is the best character! Sparky: He’s the author. Lolo: So?
CREDIT TO RICECOFFEEJR! The Instructions are our call with the actual words she says! Go forward and backward using arrow keys! Cont. Sparky: FIGHT ME QUIGLEY IS THE BEST- *long argument* Sparky: How much are you on Scratch every day? Lolo: Well, it was about an hour, until I met a new friend, then it was like 6 hours or something! Now it’s like ten minutes- *realization face* Sparky: I’m not going to say anything about that. What annoys you the most about vacations? Lolo: I wasn’t expecting you to, but being in a car with siblings that like to scream at me! Sparky: What is the weirdest thing that ever happened to you in a foreign country? Lolo: *sad sigh* I’ve never gone to a foreign country… I am going to one in October, though! Sparky: Oh cool! Where- actually, never mind, next question! I’ll try to keep this short. How many languages do you speak? Lolo: I speak Latin and English and am learning French, Dutch, and Afrikaans! Sparky: I’ll say French ‘cause you don’t know much Dutch of Afrikaans yet. What is your least favorite type of humor? Lolo: There are different types?! *looks up* Probably self-depreciating- wait no, your horrible evil sadisitc humor. Sparky: That hurts- but not much. How many accounts did you have on Scratch total? Lolo: three now! Sparky: What other account?! Lolo: You’ll never knowwwww! *grin* Sparky: Okay. What is your favorite book that no one’s ever heard of? Lolo: A Voice in the Wind! Sparky: Well, I’ve never heard of it. Hot or cold? Lolo: ……………………………………hot…….? I think? Sparky: French, Spanish, or German? Lolo: French! Sparky: Elementary, Middle or High school the worst? Lolo: Middle school. Sparky: Why- actually don’t answer that, we can talk about it later. Do you play games in class sometimes? Lolo: When the internet works! I don’t hide it, though. Sparky: Do you have friends who act like they’re 128? If you say- Lolo: cough cough YOU cough- Sparky: … What is your opinion on the Bean Lord, whom smite whoever does not believe in fried beans? Lolo: Huh..? I don’t believe in fried beans, I hope this guy doesn’t smite me! Sparky: *laughter* How many Bobs of the Bob Nation are you enemies with? Lolo: Who’s giving you these questions..? As many as there are, I guess! Sparky: Do you have a crush on anyone? Lolo: ……………………………………….nooooooo…….. Sparky: Be completely honest! Lolo: …………………………………………. Sparky: You can’t skip this question as it is the last one! Lolo: …………………………………………………… Sparky: I want 50 dollars. Lolo: Did someone bribe you to ask me this? Who? Sparky: No one did any such thing! Can I have 50 dollars ? Lolo: No. And you know the answer to that, so I’m not saying anything on scratch! Sparky: OKAY THEN *laughter* Lolo: *face looks red and she hangs up*
