“I’m a Mandalorian. Weapons are part of my religion." - The Mandalorian himself, Din Djarin (AKA Mando) “I may process moments and thoughts differently, but it does not mean that I feel any less than you.” - Tech (I can relate to this quote so much) “At this point I should probably back up and explain what the heck was going on. Only problem: I had no idea what the heck was going on.” - Percy Jackson “Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke! - Percy Jackson “Wisdom. It comes in handy.” - Athena “Good, illegal is always faster.” - Domovoi Butler “Fun fact: each d4 you step on deals 1d4 damage. For example, if you step on three d4s, you'll take 3d4 damage.” - @Princess_Silence “Life always finds a way.” - Ian Malcom “WE ARE NOT CALLING IT ‘MAGICAL D3ATH SPIT’!!!” - Glory “Sometimes, we screw things up for the better.” - Sara Lance (AKA The White Canary) “Just another Central City Tuesday.” - Team Flash “The fall? That was nothing. I fell twice that far from the St. Louis Arch.” - Percy Jackson “With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” - Nico Di Angelo “I’m taking these prisoners to imprison them... in prison.” - K2SO “D1E!” - Coach Hedge, to just about everyone “Two hundred and ten / Is a lot haiku / I can do more if- (insert the sound of a god being $trang1ed)” - Apollo “So the only thing you can tell me is that I will find Jabba in Jabba’s palace?” - Darth Maul “It belongs in a museum!” - Indiana Jones, on the topic of most ancient relics and treasures “A game for those to seek to find, a way to leave their world behind.” - Jumanji (*cue dramatically iconic drumming) “I may not be able to carry the Ring, but I can carry you!” - Sam “Purple.” - Dwight “We’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is, we’re landing. The bad news is, we’re crash landing.” - One of the Penguins of Madagascar (never let a flightless bird pilot a plane) “A bad plan is better than no plan at all.” - Hawkman (the one from the Black Adam movie) “Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to k!ll me in the past. One of you succeeded.” - Captain Jack Sparrow “Why is the rum always gone?” - Captain Jack Sparrow “I can’t even see the enemy!” - Tup “That’s why they’re called the shadow people, Tup! - Jesse “You make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails, throw away the plan, make a new plan.” - Leonard Snart (AKA Captain Cold) “Never bring a knife to a gun fight.” - Uh, someone "Why do we always get along at incoveinent times?" - Me to my younger sister "Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Bring a pen instead!" - Me, to one of my friends (I have friends?) "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to k!ll you." - Ron Weasly "If we can cheat, let's cheat." - Lester Papadopoulus (AKA Apollo) "Insolence? Ha! We are pirates! We don't even know what that means!" - Hondo Ohnaka “Yes, I am playing against myself. It is the only time this game is a challenge.” - Tech "Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrfice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong. What we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms. In the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours," - The Breakfast Club "Nothing in this book is true." - Cat's Cradle (by Kurt Vonnegut) "All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies." - The Book of Bokonon (Cat's Cradle) "Percy, I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle." - Annabeth Chase "Try it again, this time with less dy!ng." - Percy Jackson "You stole it." - Indiana Jones "Then you stole it." - Jürgen Voller "And then I stole it. It’s called capitalism." - Helena Shaw "Who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Obi-Wan Kenobi "I’m standing by as you requested. Although there’s a problem on the horizon. There is no horizon." - K2SO "Are you kidding me? I’m blind." - Chirrut Imwe (as he's having a bag pulled over his head) "They blow you up today, you blow them up tomorrow. It’s just business." - DJ "Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please do not resist." - K2SO "Tell me you have a plan. I don’t care if it’s a lie." - Jesper "Wonder if it’s too late to be un-adopted." Number Five "That makes no sense." - Deigo "Well, it would if you were smarter." - Number Five "You know what this half-baked plan of yours sounds like to me? Child endangerment." - Erica Sinclair "Nothing like a little prison escape to get your day started." - Murray "Best-available idea doesn’t make something a good idea." - Kinsey Locke "There's a six-year-old in the house, I know where I keep my guns!" - Nancy Wheeler
"Well, when you're at the top, it's kinda hard to see higher." - My D&D friend, "Archer Bowman" "I don't like movies where the good guy wins." - "Guthak" "That's why you're a DM." - Our Comtemporary Literature teacher "Are you on a coffee break? Go get the (REDACTED)" - The final words off Inspector Todd, spoken to Axel Foley "Can I say one last word?" - Gale Weathers "What, 'Please'?" - "Ghostface" "No."- Gale "No?" - "Ghostface" "Clear." - Gale "Clear?" - "Ghostface" "Clear!" - Sidney Prescott, just before using a defibulator to shock "Ghostface" (Why do I find this moment funny-) "What is life?" - Me, to mess with one of my friends "I don't know, not my problem!" - "Archer" "Just a minute ago you said this was place a dump. - Velma Dinkley "Well, now this place is a dump where knights lived!" - Fred Jones "You know, next time you try to steal a car, don't dress like a car thief." - Spider-Man (The Amazing Spider-Man) "Try very hard not to be predictable." - Newt Scamander "By the gods, it's a shopping list!" - Archer Bowman "I think legally this is your fault!" - Darcy (Thor) "Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" - Iron Man "We need a plan of attack." - Captain America "I have a plan: attack." - Iron Man "I had everything under control." - Sif "Is that why everything is on fire?" - Thor "I'm a fast learner, and a god." - Loki "Sadie, please do not refer to the Devourer of Souls as Poochiekins." - Julius Kane/Osiris "I like a little bit of espresso with my sugar." - Gravik "You know I never cared much for golf, so I'm thinking I may take up revenge." - Nick Fury "When you're a general, you can disobey orders too." - Hera Syndulla "This place is a nightmare." - Loki "That's another department. Now that department I'll help you burn down." - Mobius "Interesting in my experince is a synonym for nerd." - Me "A trap isn't a trap if you know the trap is trying to trap you. It's a face-off."- Peter Quill "You lied to me? I knew I liked you!" - Hondo Ohnaka "You're the head of security and your password is 'password'?" - Peter Parker, to Happy Hogan "Is there anything more terrifying than brunch?" - Percy Jackson "When in doubt, hit the god button." - Carter Kane “I’m a Poseidon kid, I can’t drown and neither can my pancakes.” - Percy Jackson "I never realized you thought of me as reckless, Tuvok." - Captain Janeway "A poor choice of words. It was clearly an understatement." - Lt. Tuvok "Bread is power." - Matpat "This time, Ahsoka didn't break into Bail's office until she knew he was already there." - Ahsoka (novel) "I woke up today and chose violence." - Me "I don't need to choose, because it's my default setting." - Archer Bowman "That's the third time I've had to replace that mast! You think they grow on trees?" - Leo Valdez "Masts are from trees." - Nico di Angelo "Have either of you guys ever studied quantum physics?" - Scott Lang "Only to make conversation." - Natasha Romanoff "I like food. Food food food food food food food food food food food food!" - Neeku Vozo "I'm not an explosive expert, but since I don't feel like carrying you back to the outpost, I guess I'll give it a shot." - Commander Mayday "You know, I'd offer to cook you dinner, but you look pretty miserable already." - Steve Rogers "No mourners. No funerals." - The Crows's motto "That's a terrible idea." - Rocket Raccon "Which is the only kind of idea we have." - Star-Lord "You're not as funny as you think you are." - Chancey Yarrow "Probably not. Because I think I'm hilarious, and really, nobody's that funny." - Regald Coll "They call me a genius because I'm a genius." - Sheldon Cooper "Why are you defending me?" - Crosshair "I am not. Understanding you does not mean that I agree with you." - Tech "Never in galactic history has every single thing on a station been stored precisely, and only, where it's supposed to be." - Stellan Gios "There is a certain logic to your logic." - Lt. Tuvok "You know, I used to think that under that cold Vulcan exterior was an even colder Vulcan interior, but now I think you're just a hopeless romantic." - Tom Paris "Why'd you tell me we're out of rations? Now I'm starving!" - Wrecker "Cheating is more efficient." - Seven of Nine "Lightning gave me abs?" - Barry Allen "Chester, if your going to be a part Team Flash, then you have to stop beating me at FORTNIGHT!" - Cisco Ramon "What, no hug for me?" - Crosshair "See, they always work it out, and I don't even see any bl00d this time!" - Echo "Mars will come to fear my botany powers." - Mark Watney "Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped." - Mark Watney "I don't neep sleep. I need answers." - Sheldon Cooper "The city is flying, and we're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense." - Hawkeye "What? I'm fluent in panic." - Kowalski "Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw." - Lilo More Quotes: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1000906335
