Welcome to my demo of my final mainstream Paranoia game! After you get settled in, you'll notice we've changed the controls and layout quite a bit. There's still the same old three rooms, but you now use the left and right arrow keys (A and D keys work too) to move between rooms. We've given you a camera on the right side of your bed, in case you find any photo worthy moments. And no, hallucinating an old man made of corrosive material does not count. If you're to hallucinate floating, disembodied eyes, your best bet is to blink (press space) a few times. It should remove those nasty floaters from your eyes, albeit temporarily. Huh? You worried about the spider in the left corner of your room? It's harmless, really. But if you're really that worried, you should just keep an eye on it or check in on it every now and then. I've never seen it move, are you sure it's even alive? Now, your psyche might get a bit quirky at night. Don't worry! We'll get you some schizophrenia pills right away, just hang tight... According to our notes, you've been experiencing violent hallucinations. You say they're... Real? Come on, we all know monsters aren't real. Now, sit tight in that bed of yours and we'll bring you your pills and a delivery of flowers from your family. They're just dying to see you after your recovery. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Please feel free to report any bugs in the comment section. After starting this thing over from scratch (for the third time), I want it to be perfect and glitch-less. This can only work with your help.