It's a very stupid story and its not at all what you would think or guess. So one day I was in a friend of my mom's car and they had mint flavoured mouth spray in the car. My mom's friend's son showed it to me and asked if I wanted some. I said yes and held it up to my mouth. It wouldn't spray out and instinctively I tilted my head down and tried again. I sprayed it and it sprayed directly into my eye. IT BURNED. (just so you know, i didnt cry) After it didn't hurt so bad I said "I'm a cyclops" and that experience kinda stuck with me. Of course my eye is fine but it was funny.
