Press space to be angry. To pay this game, use the arrow keys to move frank around and avoid the bear. The bear will chase you for thirty seconds, becoming more and more tired every second. Once the bear runs out of health, you win! If the bear touches frank, it gets more health. Also watch out for Wanda, who loves herself and will teleport around the stage. If Wanda touches the bear, she loses all her self love.
This game was inspired by the time Alex Terrible wrestled a bear in the Russian wilderness to film a music video.
