Bloomington IN 4/24/2012 EF4 Tornado 11:32 AM NOAA Alert !!DANGER!! EF10 Tornado Headed Towards: Springfield IL Bloomington IN St. Louis IL Cincinnati OH Fort Wayne IN EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY !!DANGER!! Gabriel Parr "Jesus Christ, I Should Get The &*%# Out Of Here. Maybe Go To My Parents In Allentown?" "What should I pack?" "Actually, Wait What The #$%^ Am I Saying? I Need My Passport And Identification, My Laptop/Phone, And Some Clothes Aswell As Toiletrees." *Ruffling* "Alright. Let's Hit The Road" *Car Door Slams Closed* Turn Left Onto East Glendora Drive. Then Turn Right Onto North Walnut Street *Turn Signal* *Engine Gently Roars* . . . Take the On Ramp Onto I-69 North. . . . Take The On Ramp To I-465 East . . Take Exit 44B Onto I-70 East. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Stay On I-70 Or I-76. . . . . . . Take Exit 331B Onto I-476 North. . . . . Take Exit 56 Onto US 22 East. Take The Off-Ramp Onto PA-309 South. . Take Exit 54 Onto US 222 West. Take The Off-Ramp To Brookside Road. Turn Right Onto Hanover Drive. . You Have Arrived At Your Destination. *Ding Dong* "Hello Sweetie! Why Are You Here?" "Bloomington Is Having An EF10 Tornado, Can I Stay Here For 3-7 Days?" "Sure Honey! Stay For As Long As You Need!" "Thanks Mom."
