Alr so basically I was at lunch yk I was eating w my friends it was great But then this girl walks by Who’s rlly pretty ngl And friend #1 is like “omg she’s so pretty like I love her nose shape” And then she turns to me and she’s like “and you’re ugly” And my b ahh friend #2 is all like “Yeah *my name* you’re so ugly!!” And by this point I had already been pssed off by this b So then I’m like “No you can’t even be talking” And my two friends have the audacity to gasp and start calling me rude But I told them that I had a valid reason bc the day prior my friend #1 was saying how she was going to go on vacay for like two weeks And friend #2 was all like “You need more friends” BABE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO W HER GOING ON VACAY and so I told them that she had said this and they just looked at me like *eyeroll* Tbh they’re rlly bad friends Bc they were talking bad about my bsf and they were like “Righttt she had dyed her hair so much” Babe it was only like three times And friend #2 was also talking bad about my boy bsf too Like b you should be worried about your crooked ahh bangs that your mommy made for you !! Not hating on anyone that has bangs that their mother cut for them btw I’m just rlly bad at her rn istg !! And she’s such a pick me broo She told us that she liked this one kid in my s.skills class (who literally every girl from 5th grade or my class liked) and she makes it so obvious she likes him but when asked about she’s like “Eww what no he’s -uglii I would never date anyone like him he’s such a dork” Girly poo. Do us a favor and -tfu OH LY GOD and yk friend #1 ?? She called me cringey the other day I wasn’t doing anything and she was all “Ugh you’re so cringey can you stop that you’re not funny” Honey you stop what you’re doing You can Stop drop and roll All over dog s- - -and still be the same as you were Before you rolled up in it The same old witch from before **I was almost going to tell this friend two that at least I don’t look like gru when she was saying I was ugly but I didn’t cuz like I’m nice** !! Not hating on anyone’s nose shape !!
